Our good friends at Human Events (I don’t know if they even know about our website) provided some comedic quotes from the Democrats that are great fodder for laughing oneself silly.

Our next left-wing loopy nut job is an endangered species; Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) who amazingly is trailing in recent polls versus businesswomen Carly Fiorina, although November is still an eternity away. Boxer had previously asserted, “Pro-choice means that government respects the individual, and isn’t that really what our country is all about?”

Wayde: Get real Babs; you and your Democratic comrades have goose stepped and steamrolled Americans by shoving Socialized medicine down our collective throats. Where was the choice there? We citizens were subjected to a rough rectal exam since Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama ignored Americans on an array of policy decisions so please spare us the sanctimonious respect arguments.

Madame Boxer, do you think that one out of every three and a half babies being vacuumed down sinks in America via abortion represents babies being loved and respected. Men and babies don’t have any so called “choice” in these decisions and babies make the ultimate sacrifice as they have become political footballs. Moreover, the Obama Administration is systematically taking all of our choices away as the Federal Government has become the 800 pound gorilla, while we are viewed (Tea Party and all dissenters) as impertinent gnats that need to be swatted away.

How about failed “Airhead Siberia” (Air America) radio host, author and psuedo comedian Al Franken who parlayed a sorry career into a Senate seat in Minnesota that was stolen like former St. Louis Cardinal star Lou Brock use to swipe bases in the Major Leagues.

Al Franken’s signature character on Saturday Night Live, the semi-humorous Stuart Smalley seemed more level headed than Al when he blurted, “There has been a systematic campaign over the years by the right-wing media to lie to the American people.

Wayde: Hey Franken, you failed to live any tangible evidence of lies from the right. Meanwhile, the left is routinely ensnared in scandals including Jason Blair of the New York Times that won a Pulitzer Prize on phony stories, which would have been better written for Grim’s Fairy Tales. What about the left that consistently spouts out the same, exact lines on multiple stories that illustrate coordination and collaboration on the news. Rush Limbaugh nailed the leftist strategy of accusing your opponents of doing the things which you are actually doing, which requires big-time chutzpah.

Franken should be the honcho for the “Nice try committee for a better Minnesota” because even he isn’t that ignorant of the fact that the “insanestream” liberal media’s credibility with the public has sunk nearly as low as the Democratic Congress, while the Fox News Network and talk radio enjoy record ratings and stellar marks from American’s ever eager for “fair and balanced” reporting.