This is Wayde, reporting live from the Moon!
Here is another one of my tirades after my email friend Cindy took exception to my salient point that government agencies and departments virtually have a 100% record of failure through the 1930’s to the present day age of Obama. Cindy asked if I was on the moon or New York City, and I still haven’t found out what she has against the Big Apple.
By the way, stay tuned soon for our cogent analysis of Obama’s “State of the Onion” speech that will be preempting the Wednesday primetime line-up. I can hardly wait to dissect the “Onion” peeling back the spin, assumed dishonesty, and pie in the sky promises that President Barrack Hussein Obama will be delivering featuring poll driven, focus tested terms to try to trick the American people.
“This is Wayde, reporting live from the Moon. Keep drinking the koolaid Cindy! I’ve got my feet planted squarely on the ground; Social Security is bankrupt, Medicare is bankrupt too. Welfare is a disaster as only about 30 cents out of every dollar goes to the intended recipients once again illustrating that bureaucracy is inefficient. Would you call a business that is bankrupt a success? The corrupt leaders are in the government as you made my point for me when they stole billions of dollars in Social Security funds that were allegedly in a “lock box”. Did Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry and Harry Reid crack the safe?
We love the country, that is why we are fighting to reform the government. These paragons of virtue in Washington have amassed over 13 trillion dollars in debt, which I would call an abject failure and an abomination? To quote from the box office blockbuster movie “300″, “This is madness!” AMTRAK declared bankruptcy several times, while never showing a profit and the Post Office needs a bailout. Moreover, the Department of Energy has thousands of government workers with billions of dollars in budgets started during the Jimmy Carter years to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. How’s that working out? As an aside, I’m supremely confident that the country would have been much better off if President Carter’s brother Billy would have been in office, rather than him. Billions of dollars have been lost or stolen from the Federal Government through the decades, which would even make ENRON leaders blush. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were sterling examples of profitability an efficiency too, NOT. Other than that, I think that the government has been downright peachy and dreamy!
My better ideas consist of the government dramatically shrinking; massive tax cuts to unshackle Americans once again, therefore igniting the best workers in the world to create wealth and prosperity. We need more competition in all industries, plus we can privatize sectors of government, coupled with deleting wasteful government spending. We don’t need class warfare, rather we need all Americans working together to attain the dream of freedom and independence. Clearly, when the government becomes larger, than we become diminished and beholden to self-interested bureaucrats that are obsessed with only holding onto their power as long as humanly possible. We need to drill for our own oil now, harness the plentiful shale deposits in the Mid-West and the West, open up the clean coal power plants stat, “greenlight” more nuclear power plants with the best technological safeguards in place, and approve more refineries. Do you think that will create a few jobs? And, where are all of those green jobs that were promised?
We need to set-up foreign countries with tariffs on their products that mirror their self protectionist policies that they slap on the United States of America. Let’s remove barriers to allowing quality American products to be enjoyed by our international partners, plus figure out ways to start making things in this country again. We can’t compete with tyrannical countries like China for some manufacturing, but by developing new state-of-the-art factories we can get the blue collar workers back off of the unemployment lines. It’s called Capitalism; it has enabled us to enjoy the highest standard of living in the world for decades. Capitalism has worked every time that it is tried, the economic meltdown was precipitated by government involvement, and I’ll grant you some corrupt CEO’s. But, I’m right with many on thi list that sleazy CEO’s and Presidents of Corporations can be fast tracked to general population prisons to act as a deterrent against destroying individual’s retirements and futures.
Keep in mind the Who’s anthem song from the 1970’s “Wont get fooled again” when watching Obama tonight on the State of the Union Address, although I’m not tipping my hat to any new constitution or bowing at a new revolution, unless it is a “Tea Party”, Republican solution revolution.
“I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution.
Take a bow for the new revolution.
Smile and grin at the change all around me.
Pick up my guitar and play.
Just like yesterday,
And, I’ll get on my knees and pray.
We don’t get fooled again.
Don’t get fooled again.”


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